"Ahoy—heed the advice of a salty ol’ seadog famous for predicting the fate of unsuspecting scallywags! Landlubbers are invited to haul anchor over to Royal Street for a mysterious encounter with Fortune Red, the crusty pirate fortune teller tucked away near Pieces of Eight and Pirates of the Caribbean. In addition to spinnin’ a tale or two, this red-bearded privateer possesses an uncanny ability to forecast the future. His swashbucklin’ stories are sure to shiver ye timbers!"